The best DINO

Well, as everyone in the universe knows, dinos are my calling. Name one dino and I can tell all of it's attributes. Really, try me... anyways I'm going to tell you about my all time favourite dino. This was easily the hardest thing I've ever had to do, so respect that.

To begin, there are lots of things I look for in a good dino. You know like, skills, strengths, looks, fighting abilities, basic things like that. Before this I never had a favourite dino, I love them all equally. The quest is over, I've found him, THE VELOCIRAPTOR. Yes I know, awesome name right? He is the ultimate, most rediculous dinosaur you have ever imagined in your life.

Japanese scientist recently discovered a floating mass deep in outerspace. They have given it a category, and a name. Category: Behemoth. Name: The massive.

I have enhanced all zoomed out images from the japanese. I have also realized they could've seen my velociraptor up close but were to cowardly to dare.

VELOCIRAPTOR. Terrorizing the abyss of outer space. LONESOME. He rules all that is meaningless, and basicly attacks meteors. Through advanced research I have discovered that this dino has protected earth through absolutely meaningless pass time of destroying meteors. This is why he is my favourite dino. If it weren't for my discovery these beats would never get credit for their kind actions.

The Perfect Imaginary friend

The perfect imaginary friend: his name is TOC, it stands for total opposite of cassie. As you probably noticed he is the opposite sex of cassie, he's cool, chill, obedient, and far from annoying. Basicly the friend everyone wishes they had. He's fearless and does what ever he wants to do, he's too smart for school and has more friends than anyone in the world. Don't worry I'm still his best friend.

You may wonder why I chose TOC as my best friend in the whole wide world, but you shouldn't isn't it obvious? He's just that good, I can tell you want to be his friend already! It's kind of his little pet peeve how everyone in the universe wants to be his friend 'cause he's so fantabulous, but he just wants them to know that I'm his best friend.

There's only one tiny thing, TOC is an amazing singer. Sometimes it gets annoying, because he's so good, you just fall asleep immediately after hearing his voice. If you can't sleep get him on the phone, and you're golden. But catch him humming in a crowded area and SHAZAMBAM! Everyone is fast asleep.

Well there you go, and no, TOC is much too busy to be your friend. So you can take Harley's or Brendan's or someone else's, I don't care. Seriously, stay away.